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Awe there she is, looks as if she sleeping like a baby, umh…little do they know that she was a hell of a hell raiser.  Umm… she never looked that good in pink, the undertaker should’ve laid her mean tail in blood thirsty crimson.   Umh…looky here, her forth husband just strolled in, he looks somewhat relieved, he keeps fumbling at his hand, pulling up his sleeve, umh… nice Rolex,  looks like he’s ready to leave.  Oh my lawd….umh…. I can smell her fifth husband, from the french doors, this fool is lit, did he just bath himself in a gallon of Seagram’s, poor soul, that mean old bag did drive him to drinking.  Well, well, well, look what the wind blew in, word on the street is the sixth and the first, had to ante-up on the funeral.  The six husband manners is hard for me to read, umh… he did seem a bit oblivious and sometimes a little inconsiderate.  WOW! Look at MS Mildred, standing over there looking fabulously gorgeous, umh… is she looking for the second husband or the money that she owed her.  Ya know,  she don’t play about her money or her men, known back in the day as M&M, I best to keep my eye on her when she goes up to view the body, she’s got a reputation for pickpocketing dead bodies.  Uhm… now that a sad sight to see, James her son is taking her death extremely hard, he seems to be so trouble, I wonder which of these men will stand up and finally act like a father, umh… it’s much too late for a paternity test, maybe they should  take turns and just pull straws, umh.. It’s so sad, she should’ve named that boy Jasmine or Janell.  Oh my… time’s whining down, it almost 11 o’clock, I hope she made her peace, I guess the moment has arrived, let me walk up to the podium and do my dear friend’s eulogy....UMH!