Grocery List

On the fridge there's a note from me,
Please go buy some groceries,
Take Sweet Pea and don't forget the tea,
And some deodorant that's strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for me,
Eggs, bacon, bread, bananas and milk,
A head of lettuce too, unless it's gonna wilt,
Cat food, butter, toilet paper and a tube of toothpaste,
A bar of that soap that I like to use on my face,
Some chicken and saltines,
Sugar, flour, and pralines,
Frozen broccoli, corn, and green beans,
And anything you want - don't forget the coupons please!