She kills me

"Die ni@@a die!" I heard her cry, as I saw my blood fly, No mercy, why she curse me? When I asked why (with my dying breath), she replied,

"Hell hatch no fury...", Da^^#, ain't that the truth! I already had a rough week, she musta hid a root, Man, she's full of piss and venom,

No matter what I say in my defense, I'm unforgiven, Not sure what I did, same ole' same, Saturday afternoon, just chillin' & watching the game,

Yeah the house's a little messy, but ain't no mold growing, There's dishes in the sink, and the lawn needs mowing,

I plan to get to it, but my 40 hour work week was more like 80, now this woman's standing in front of the TV acting all crazy!

I didn't see it coming, but the pot went from cold to boil, something triggered a reaction, then tossed in some oil!

She ain't ever pulled a knife! She kills me.  But watching Cleveland beat Golden State was worth my life!!!!