Britain gained independence this June,
Feared black & brown people would be they doom... So the UK voted to leave the EU,
Turned out to be a big snafu,
England is the size of Alabama,
But the whole da^^# world still uses their grammar,
In spite of speaking English, I'm not really feeling them,
Just last week in Africa British scientists discovered a bunch of Helium,
Largest discovery ever - stolen from the motherland,
By a rich white country who just excluded people of color, understand?