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life 1 min read 657 views Jul 25, 2016

MY POEM THAT WAS BOOED OFF THE STAGE AT A SLAM READING

There once was a very meek quiet cricket

who never chirped much

only rubbed faint sad notes between his wings

thus wimply did he sing 

 

Till he had a thought that made him strong

he'd take up drums

and give the world a macho song

 

A rush of joy

a smidgen of badness

he soon got a drummer's routine righteously down

till he was booked by all the gigs in town

 

Loud strikes of his wings 

and that lovely lean-to as he gave the cymbals a ping

earned him many a groupie's kiss 

and often a mating fling 

 

How he loved beating in fast devil's time

abjuring a cricket's pusillanimous chime

 

When folks heard how he

pounded such gusto into a sound

they devised a game and played it all around

 

Cricket it was called 

to honor this insect 

who wasn't afraid to show 

he sure had some big balls, What the heck!

 

  

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WarriorCarryingWater

I dig it! If they cannot appreciate your art, then tell them to eat a bag D!@%$!

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social seer

Thank you. I must say I turned right around and took the stage in fast retort, reading against strong boos, but also some just as loud fat cheers. Hence I was mollified.

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social seer

I keep revising this and revising, hoping I can avoid another big boo marathon that happened last month. I go on stage again this weekend . (different venue) Thank you for all the cards and letters oops! only ONE card , alas!

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lovelylady1

My dear king, you are so brave... I could not read in front of strangers. i can hardly memorize what i write to read around close friends and family. X's n O"s for going back!

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