Snuck home this afternoon for a slice of delight,
In response to a urgent text from my wife,
She was in desperate need of some pipe,
The picture that I received was explicit,
Drove home with my mind focused on something specific,
The anticipation had me racing, but I can't get another ticket,
Played it cool, but couldn't wait to dip my wick quick,
Don't get too excited Spike, or this will be a quick trip!
Her tongue and lips sparked my desire,
Like a Bic flint - Ready aim, fire,
We both work, its so rare there, home without a kid,
So much energy, so little time, but guess what we did???