unsolicited advice for life - part 1

There's more that unites us,
Than the $#!+ that divides us,
Let's work on our problems, then split up the prizes,
We can civilly agree to disagree,
Like how we generally hate each others favorite NFL team,
But at the end of the day, we all really have the same dream,
Love, life, and work,
Try to minimize hurt,
Stay true to the golden rule, and don't be a jerk,
Whether you're Kermit and Miss Piggy,
or Ernie and Burt,
Who cares how you get busy,
Just be less Gargamel and more Poppa Smurf...