Hotel Complaints

Checked into the hotel, read thru the amenities, 
Turned on the TV WTF, no BET!
Plus the bathroom smells like pee, 
Only two towels and one washcloth and the room is frozen cold,
The website said recently remodeled, but it looks really old!
The breakfast bar is lacking,
Microwave's broken, no popcorn for snacking,
A blacklight might reveal,
Several Jackson Pollock like spots and spills,
Plus the room smells like smoke, called the front desk, "what's the deal?"
I need an upgrade and bonus points for my stay in September,
Somebody should have told them, that I'm a Gold Card member!

Membership has its privileges...