In all public bathrooms there should be a law
That requires one to leave at least one empty stall
So that they don't use the one right next to me and sit
And talk on they phone while taking a $#!+
There were least three empty stalls when I first came in
I'm trying to $#!+ and this fool in the stall right next to me is just breaking wind!
I don't even go on the same floor as where I work,
I walk and search to find an empty bathroom free of the jerks
So I can handle my bowel movement
But here comes some dumb bum to ruin it!
I can deal with my funk, but not this!
Grunting, texting (that's nasty), rustling, moving and pitching a fit
My pet peeve is someone right next to me taking a $#!+
When there are other stalls further away that they should have picked!
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