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Welcome to

Couple's Therapy 

Have a seat

Where would you like to begin?

Remember while one has the floor

I encourage the other to listen

Don't worry about judgements

Feel free to speak your mind

Most importantly don't forget

That it's okay to take your time

Guess I'll start

I'd like to state first that I love my wife

She's the best thing to ever happen to

My life

But lately I've been feeling down

Turning to porn to satisfy my

Thirst

That makes me a dog

I know, I know

Honey, before you become irate

Let me explain

Wait what!?

You said that happened once!

Yeah, I'm surprised

You wait until couple's therapy 

To reveal your lies

You knew damn well I'd never

Approve

Now wait a second, 

You both agreed you'd listen 

While the other speaks...

Hold up 

I'm giving him three seconds

To prove that he loves me

Baby, come on

That's irrelevant 

We came here voluntarily

Because we want to work on our relationship

Yeah, that's before

I heard about this s***

You bold face lied to me

Last week I came home early

To find him jacking off 

What'd you expect, 

We don't have sex!

I don't care how much you masturbate

But viewing porn is another thing!

What kind of husband has to look

At other women to get pleasure!?

Even worse, like to see those women objectified!

Sometimes I don't know why

I even try

I feel betrayed!

Anything you'd like to add?

Nah, she's right I guess

I'm trying to understand her perspective

[Silence]

I won't lie, marriage is a bumpy ride

We fight, we make up

Then it's alright 

For several days at least 

That's accurate. 

I'm sorry baby for what I said

You know how I get when I'm upset

After five years together how could I forget

I tell you often that I feel blessed 

I just want that physical aspect

Of us 

back-

I'm a man, that's my need

It's my duty to give it to my lady on a daily

Why's it always about being a man?

Aren't we both just human?

Plus,

My needs are a bit more complex

I long for more than just mind blowing sex

I thrive off good conversation

Do that, and you have my attention

I feel like I offer those things

Don't forget about your diamond ring

Remember you joked about how'd you always be mine

If I bought you a rock that made everyone blind?

Your friends were jealous when they seen what you had 

Babe,

That's not all it takes to be a man

I hear you, I made a shallow joke

Who knew you'd take what I said

Word for word

Let's not delve into

Our relationship timeline

I want to discuss our plans

Tonight

So please place your guns on the ground

and surrender-

Apologize for your bad temper

After, 

I'll beg you for forgiveness 

For my lustful ways

I never cared when people begged..

Guess I can overlook your confession

Don't doubt my intentions

I'm going to stick around 

I know what I have 

Plus, you said I look sexy

When I get mad

There's no taking that back

Baby you do

I love so many things about you

Who knew it'd take a couple's therapy session

To remind us of love's valuable lessons

Written by: Dez Sevena