ROBERT AND HIS 'DREAM ON!' LIFE

She told him she was a virgin.

He believed she was a virgin.

But there was no way to tell.

She lived 7000 miles away that exotic belle.

They exchanged hundreds of letters.

They exchanged hundreds of photos.

Too late he found out it was all a lie,  she was already married to some other guy.

She had played the Hymen card to his Simple Simon.

Got herself a free college education and every cent of his money with her many "l love you, Robert honey ."

While he sat at home with an eager smile

sure he would pop her cherry one day in true love's most impassioned style.