Wack cooch

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Treat her p***y as if it is the Thursday night before Black Friday and you made it to the head of the line before the rest of the crowd, and the minute her doors open you gonna run in and savagely destroy her shelves, all while not giving two damns about fifty or seventy five percent discounts because either way, you gone cash out, see I’ve learned that good p***y is like a good sale in Best Buy, a lot of goods available, but the high quality is most expensive, and usually comes with the most glitches, in other words, the best sex and the best head is most of the times attached to ones that ain’t right in the head, but I’d still rather take that over one who doesn't give head or has me thinking about other women in my head just to keep my s**t hard, and if I start thinking about playing cards, then you ma’am ain’t even worth cutting the deck, in retrospect, I’m saying what many men are scared to say, wack p***y, keep it away, wack p***y with no confidence in the bedroom is like having a lamborghini at a red light and you scared to hit the gas pedal and go vroommmm, you might as well ride in a volkswagen