What happened to Saturday morning cartoons?

Boss: How can we make breakfast cereal more expensive and taste bad?

Employees: Remove all of the Saturday morning cartoons and stop running our ads

Tell people to buy organic and stop including prizes and toys

Don’t put fun stuff on the back of the boxes for little girls and boys

Fire all of the frog, toucan, tiger, and bear spokesmen

Boss: Sounds like a plan, let’s begin!