Plenary Indulgences (A Song for Martin Luther)

What is

A plenary indulgence

Is it a law

Or fee

Or even a protection for me

Well I'm afraid that they don't protect you

From the state

And the Church just wants to keep a record

Of you refusing to masturbate

(You're queer)

But if you want to argue law

Or rebel against them for fee

Or even come up with a Church

That works without them for free

Then we'll let your government know

And you can be against it

So you can live

In a heap of

And that's why we have a test

In the Catholic faith like charity

Because it's just a record

Of whom is a pederast

That we convict of needing more Church times

For the priests way pay as defense attorneys