We was playing with our transformers
1984, outside just having some fun
His was a semi, mines was a gun
Police lights flashed, so we both started to run!
Cops thought I was packing some real heat!
We split up in alley, playtime became a track meet!
Transformed my gat back into Megatron real quick
My friend and Optimus Prime were able to successfully dip!
But me and Megatron failed to give the pigs the slip
Still hot on my trail, I stashed Megatron in the trash with a flip
Collar snatched, my heart sank when the ground left my feet
The pigs squealed, ‘Hey little punk, where’s your illegal piece?'
I spit on the ground and kept them both guessing
Watching those TV shows, I learned my lesson
Didn’t say nothing, per my Miranda rights
Just then, a buzz above illuminated the street lights
The second cop copped his watch, and they let me leave with a warning
Woke up to retrieve my stash from the trash, early the next morning
Transformed Megatron back into a gun
Just then a gang of older kids approached, but I didn’t run
The leader said, ‘Heard you pulled a 45 on the fuzz..’
‘Is that a fact?’ ‘Naw cuz,’ I confessed as I transformed Megatron to show them what it really was!
We all laughed at the misunderstanding, it was a trip
Then the leader exclaimed, ‘Hey a little man, let me hold that real quick!’