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WarriorCarryingWater
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The human race is a chase, the prey is our dreams.

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Stuck in the Zipper

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Summer camp 1983, we just left the pool

Rushing to catch the bus, I grabbed my shorts off of a stool

I pulled the zipper of my cut off shorts much to quick

And managed to fasten up all my kibble and bits!

Unable to release both my family jewels and thing-a-ling 

Every stiff legged step caused an excruciating sting!

As the last kid on the bus, my eyes watered, but I held my head up high

For some relief, I pressed my towel firmly against my thigh

I quickly plopped down and somehow managed to free one coin purse

I was only seven, but the pain forced me to yell out a deep curse

When I realized that I sat next to a beautiful girl, I almost forgot all about my pain

She said hi, then asked me my name

As I turned to face her, tears streamed down my face, so she asked me what was wrong

Embarrassed, but desperate, I moved my towel and showed her my dong!

She laughed, and said not to worry, cuz she knew how to fix it

She grabbed her damp bathing suit and then began to twist it

She grabbed some Vaseline from her bag and said you might want to close your eyes

She covered our heads with my towel, and then kissed me by surprise!

A clever distraction 

As she quickly unzipped my contraption 

Relief and surprise was my combined reaction!

Spider-Man, red and blue was all that remained down there

She said you’re welcome, but next time bring some underwear!

 

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