Tom, Hello Miss. Kitty, And Jerry

Tom… please leave Mr. Jerry alone he is innocent in all this, you got this all wrong
I swear to you he was only keeping me company when you were gone
Wait.. just let me explain… There was... oh.. it began to rain.. and.. and then
He stood on the verandah and his clothes were all wet so I invited him in

Please Tom, do not punch him Mr. Jerry in the face again
Our light conversation ensued, I pulled out a bottle of Moët, some strawberries, and Swiss cheese
And would you believe

Aww.. some fruit juice got on my skirt so I had to aww.. take it off, but we sat there, and we did nothing
Baby.. take a breath and release Mr. Jerry's uniform collar, your chest is labored and puffing

Here… baby drink.. this
Okay… okay.. I will finish as you wish
We were talking about daily affairs, and on my neck, I felt a crawling fire ant
I screamed and accidentally knocked his glass out of his hand and his champagne spilled all over his pants

He had to take them off followed by his Kenneth Cole jockey shorts and rested them on the couch to dry
The running stream saturated my thong, so he insisted I stand to remove this.. baby, I did ask him why
He said he was a perfect gentleman and wiped the back of my legs and between my thighs

He joked and said he wondered if my skin tasted better
I joked back and said yes, and the inside creamier and wetter
And you know us women, we just have to go the extra mile
I laid back on the couch, laughing... mm… sorry something got caught in my throat.. oh yes… he kissed my jeweled navel, and I swear I only smiled
Then he placed my legs over his shoulders, palmed my buttocks, getting quite comfortable, I never knew he was going to be on me for a while
I mean fixing our.. our air conditioner until you returned
Trust me this HVAC job Mr. Jerry has earned

And that is the story behind Tom and Jerry's ongoing feud

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