ROASTED

You just got ROASTED, 

Your biscuits got TOASTED, 

Yeah I'm SHUTTING YOU DOWN,

I just flat out BOASTED!!

 

I don't like to brag, but

I am hear to clown, and 

If you didn't like it

THEN I'LL SEE YOU AROUND,

 

BAKED YOU JUST LIKE CHICKEN, 

Rotisserie please,

BOW TO THE MASTER!!!

GET DOWN TO YOUR KNEES!!!

ARE YOU FIRING BACK???

YOU'RE MAKING ME SNEEZE!!!

 

DON'T WANT TO ENFRINGE, OR

MAKE YOU FROWN,

LIKE A SICK OLD DOG,

I AM PUTTING YOU DOWN!!!

OH MY GOODNESS, 

FOR GOODNESS SAKES,

 DON'T FALL ASLEEP 

YOU NEED TO STAY AWAKE,

 

4.0 ON THE RICHTER SCALE

YOU CAN FEEL THE QUAKE,

AS IF YOU CAN'T TELL,

SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE,

JUST A RATTLE AND A ROLLIN AND 

A SHAKING WELL

 

SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL, 

NOW I'M ON THE GO,

JUST WATCH ME FLY THROUGH

THEM NICE AND SLOW

 

 I'M NOT PUMPING MY BREAKS,

MAKING NO MISTAKES,

I'M PUTTING IT INTO GEAR,

WATCH ME DISAPPEAR 

COS, I HAVE NO FEAR,

 

JUST WATCH ME TAKE OFF

 INTO THE SKY, 

AS I FLY SO HIGH,

AS THE BIRDS FLY BY,

I WANT TO REACH THE HEAVENS 

LIKE SEVEN ELEVEN,

 

IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE, AND

I'M HERE TODAY, 

AIN'T GOING NOWHERE

COS, I'M HERE TO STAY!!!

 

B.R.

Date: 11/14/2026