She told me the house was dirty and that it needed cleansing
so I knocked the dust off her slowly but sureher pine oil ensured this wood stayed polishedI vacuumed her up with my mouthand collected remnants of old painI swallowed them away so she would feel secureshe wasn't purebut I slurped her as if she was fresh spring waterI continued to dust her living roomfor it actually was a living wombhead to toe I cleaned her upno hesitation to leave her spotlessusually Windex is used to clean the glassbut I streak free'd her surface as I gripped dat assand the only thing left behind....was her hard breathingnow that's what you call a through cleaning