Pregnant Sexy

All my fellas lookit; pay attention listen here, relax and sit back as I drop these jewels up in ya ear,

if things get hard to follow steady fragments right away, the ones to put you in that sexy pregant kinda way.

I know y'all like "Ole T.C.L. done bumped his f**kin head", I'm sure I did but here's whas really jumpin up in bed,

your wifey or your side chick is expectin pretty soon, well take advantage and commense to sexin in her womb.

It only gets more juicier like peaches, plums and pears, the wetter means the better; me? I eat til cum is clear,

your shorty's in the fam'ly way? Believe me nuthin's wrong, espec'lly when indeed the thing it means is bustin off.

Ladies don't be mad about it; use it and you'll grow, in ways to break apart the logic that you used to know,

mo sexin is mo betta when you're carryin a child, I speak for self; no co-signers around for nary miles.

Now summa y'all cats out there do know exactly what I mean, she been your baby momma since the age of 'bout nineteen,

the years have seen more children come; from three to maybe four, I'm tellin you it'll blow your mind so whachu waitin for?

Go get inside that monkey; work it like a part time job, a child's a blessing really if you're not a part time pop,

don't run away like boys would do it; see it's time to shout, about that pregnant sexy; T.C.L. one love I'm out....

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The Cunning Linguist