Boo Boo

(disclaimer: this one was for fun as an answer to a challenge.)

So I was sitting on the toilet thinking bout you,

cause the mention of your name just makes me boo boo,

but I guess at least you get a thought or two,

cause I really just wanna say "n!gga, f@ck you!"

Memories of you can lead to contemplation,

but then, hot damn, there goes the constipation,

I swear this n!gga still causes me aggravation,

but just like sh!t, I know his destination,

Now I admit it's unfair comparing you to this act,

cause you really ain't sh!t, and that's a fact. 

I respect the bowel more and that's just that

cause you can't come close to my digestive tract.

See at least this movement happens on time,

hell, I just might call Sh!t a friend of mine.

Cause a n!gga like you got excuses in line

and then got the nerve to believe you're fine.

Cute, maybe. Average, at best,

but every time I needed more, you came with less.

Now I'm glad to finally get this off my chest.

I wish you best in the rest of life's quest.