School of Hard Knocks '08

First let me make it clear for ya
Yo skills compared to mine is beauty and da beast
Imma complex monster, so novice child stay in ya place
Ya shoes ain't laced, you gotta crawl before you walk
mumble before you talk, get to cryin to much
I'll put this lyrical binky in ya mouth
I'm takin you back to skool wit da ruler and the napsack
Oh you pushin me to hard on da play swing
Grab your hair bows lay you down on your broken back
Principal's office here I come
I do tha time for tha crime ain't no shame in dat
Cause i kno V-day imma still get a card from ya
Addicted to my swagg my style unique 
G-14 classified non-imitated added to the x-files
I gotcha hooked like a blow fish caught on my blow pop
Kinda prickly on the surface but soft in the middle
Like my rhyme scheme ???
My illustrator is Frindle 
Thanks to you Mrs. Match Burner my rhymes is rekindled 
I studied my craft coast to coast mixed and blendered it
Like Corey wearing Under Armour it's too tight ma
And oooh it's so sweet like my tip I call it Tropicana
Line for line my skills are untamed I call it animal planet
My domain is a lyrical Jungle your's a petting zoo
My description lies in the valley of revelation
I'll sting you like a scorpion, Mufasa bite cha head off
You want war, I'll assault ya without warning
When it comes to battle imma atheist
No faith or mercy but i'll baptize if you want
Call me Elmer Fudge cause i'm ready for duck hunt
Shoot me a couple of chipmunks in process of a side game
Eatin um up after I burn em over an open flame 
Sorry baby girl for taking a couple shots at cha
But I had to give you a piece of reality without actual brutality