The Secret is in the Sause

It just goes to show you everything ain't secretive anymore, I must admit, that this is some crazy writing!!! THE SECRET IS HIDDEN WITHIN THE SAUCE!, If you want the ingredients it will have to cost, "NO MY FRIEND!" this is not for free, If I suddenly dropped dead, THE SECRET STAYS WITH ME! on the contrary, LETTING THIS BE KNOWN!, I may just carry The ingredients that I own, AS JOLLY AND MERRY, The secret is in my mind will stay buried in my grave, WHERE YOU SHALL NEVER, EVER FIND! No flour, no seasons, or rice or noodles, HA!!!!! THE JOKES ON YOU! I JUST SEARCHED IT ON GOOGLE! It not such a secret as you can clearly see, Everyone knows the secret NOW! INCLUDING ME! You look disappointed as your JAW HITS THE FLIOOR, I am Sorry to tell ya! THAT IT AIN'T A SECRET ANYMORE!!! NOW, THAT IT'S OUT THERE, DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS? NO!!! BUT THIS: THIS CALLS FOR LEGAL ACTION!!! I am Sorry to hear that your SECRET SAUCE WAS LEAKED, I have a great attorney if LEGAL ACTION is what YOU SEEK I have never been so angry and SO FULL OF STRIFE! but thanks for the offer I know of an attorney and THAT WOULD BE MY WIFE! She can look into it and BE MY ADVISOR, She knows some great attorneys through her I FEEL WISER, I am Sorry for the mishap and. I Know how you feel YOU THINK YOU WILL win or lose so what is the deal? WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER, and AT THE TIME OF THE APPEAL, THE LAW IS ON MY SHOULDERS, YOU DAMN RIGHT I WILL!!! IT'S SUCH A OFFENSE, A CRIME AND A SIN, BUT AT THE END OF THE HEARING, THANK HEAVENS HE DID WIN!!! B.R. Date: 11/11/2026