Sweet Sixteen

Wikki Leaks when he speaks, transform MCs into geeks,
Like Norm and Cliff Clavin, got em revisiting my bars for weeks,
At Cheers drinking beers, Corona and Michelob,
I spit fire, yah drool rigmarole,
Cuz everywhere I go I hear onomatopoeia,
Ooh, ahh, wow, every time they see a,
Player wearing Gators and driving a two seater,
Lyrical bliss is this big-ga-dee-blasting out your speakers,
See we endangered creatures, species Rhyme Animal,
When Sucker Emcees bite, I'm dislocating mandibles,
To battle me is dangerous, Just go, Run on ice with scissors,
Suicide is painless, YOU wanted to be famous,
Me I just want the loot, stay fresh with Zest, Crest, and Brut,
No cursing in my rhymes, set the example for the youth,
I only spit the truth in these hot 16’s,
Supreme Being, Lyrical Dream, Microphone Fiend!