I'm so far ahead of you I'm behind you - NASCAR,
Devouring Blood Marys in the abyss with bliss - Shark Bar,
Parallel I dwell in a fleet on your street - Parked car,
I advanced with a trance and ruined your plans,
Replaced nos and maybes with yeses and cans,
I slid by both sides like doors on minivans,
You played out and no longer around - Trans-Am,
Star Trek, light years ahead, we space aged,
Boldly going to the final frontier at Warp 2, Ensign, Engage!
Had to dial back my attack on the wack, phasers set to stun,
So many years in the game, undisputed and still number one,
Addicted to rhythm, I fiend beats like hearts and drums,
A bass filled melody's compelling me to commit lyrical felonies,
So Sucker MCs alerted the industry and tried to tell on me....
Snitches!