Smurfette

You're the only woman in my world,
Smurfette, yet our love remains unfurled,
I bet this test you gave me will fail,
Like plots of Azrael and Gargamel,
For real, you be moody like Grumpy Smurf,
So I bake you things to show you what you're worth,
But still, you say my skill will make you fat,
Alas, you don't want to feel my wrath,
When I introduced you to pee-wee,
You were like ooh wee,
Now you reluctant to invite him in again,
How can I reverse this curse and make you my friend?
Maybe I'll get a potion from the wizard,
Naw, probaby turn me green like a lizzard.
- Poet/Chef Smurf (I wear two hats)