Superni@@a (after Karyn White's Superwoman)

I've been up all night,
Protecting Metropolis from crime,
I come home, and again, you're demanding all my time,
That's a luxury that I really can't afford,
Maybe if you stopped watching daytime TV and got a da#â‚© job, you wouldn’t be so bored,
Told you 100 times, that I like my eggs scrambled!
And why is the da#n house always in shambles?
Forget toast, I stopped at McDonald's for breakfast, plus you know I hate coffee,
I just want to unwind, and check the news, so please back the hell up off of me!
I'd give you a kiss and hug, but da#mit, I'm just too weak,
Lex Luther tricked my dumb a$$ again with Kryptonite,
Let’s not argue no more, cuz I can barely speak,

Yeah, I'm superni@@a,
But you said you had super powers to,
Turns out yous a lie, so what the hell am I gonna do?
The Daily Plant will make me out to be the bad guy when I dump you,
And there's no more super women left,
But your constant nagging makes me wish that I was deaf!
Lois Lane never complained,
And Wonder Woman gave crazy brain,
With you, it's nag nag nag, its driving me insane!
Its always me, me, me, you always popping that yang!

The juice is sour, because it expired last week,
I got to do the grocery shopping too? Da#n, I shouldn't have married no freak! 
When we met you talked a good game,
But your "superpowers" were a da#n lie, and its really a shame,
Cause your body is banging, and in bed you don't hold back,
But when it comes to cleaning and cooking, lady you're whack! 
I can fly and I'm bulletproof, but I'll tell you what I really need,
An old fashioned Gangsta Broad to take the lead,
So you "fought" thru rush hour traffic to bring us some fast food,
Cuz I ain't broke you off in a week, you're upset and in a foul mood?
I just battled three lunatics who was trapped in some glass,
The last thing on my mind right now is some titties and a piece of a$$!
I almost got killed four times this week, and it's only Wednesday,
Truth is you're only human, what else can I say?