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GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT QUEST
pixar could nada pay enough for this trainer of apple chomping antz
so i wonder if any chance whisker of employment
thru contrived virtual toy story qua ratatouille poetic brew
could materialize into a likely chance
such an idea generates me to shrek out with excitement and dance
just in case a glimmer of some prospect exists
for this self anointed bard and one who dislikes formality
of Bryn Mawr presents his technical skills hope to enhance
hence, this chap offers poetic expression common in france
to take a glance
help intuitive homo sapiens skill set n hance
sharp pen his mental acuity like a lance
which byte size bit torrent humor might cause ye to soil your pants
after misinterpreting mishmash as some rave and rants
even part time income would buoy sans positive stance
with subtle intent to place me as worth hiring,
to sway some au currant series electronic charge
ideally affect hypnotic trance for consideration to ad-vance.
i betcha never red a nutter atypical reply
like this iambic pentameter electronic wire
from a boyish looking blood muggle father up in years
(whose nonpareil courage to face voldemort never does tire)
and two grown daughters consider him worthy hire
less so to rake in gobs of money,
but to satiate nearly unquenchable hunger and thirst
for further (ahem) bits of computer know how to acquire.
this email conveys an itty bitty
barley jimmy crack corn raw bit size actual work experience
(from an older mister who lives west of the philadelphia city)
nonetheless, i hanker (NOT to be confused with HACKER)
which prompts mo' ram bull n with the following ditty
computer trouble shooting abilities some ascribe as nitty gritty
on par with secret life of one walter mitty
whom destiny protected and took pity
merely meant to be silly, yet also an attempt to be witty.
no matter how many miles by car
(your company might be within dead man walking distance -
suffering bing twenty plus years a huz bin slave driver)
this opportunity would not be considered to far
also hoop ping responding in rhyme being considered
match maker for songstress marina del mar
to use my acumen, interest and technologically spar
using graphical user interface programs
to get unstuck from virtual feathery tar.
iambic pentameter might not constitute traditional
standard genre for a debtor
i see no reason rhyme ming non-conformist modus operandi
cannot serve as me own mode to communicate pursuit
as computer repair technician go getter
which honest to goodness confession
hopefully a step up versus other respondents a lil wain rite bit better.
this pure breed mud half blood muggle prince
bona fide seeker for challenging income reckons poetic way
not necessarily follows formalities to reply as most would readily say
yet why adhere to conformity, his paradigm frowns on creative hoo ray
which atypical modality to reply, a positive reply i pray
even if outcome turns out to be nay
perhaps mien hometown tuff har west of philadelphia frito lay.
if you might just allow me to boast
and blithely use iambic pentameter to coast
maybe given opportunity to eradicate exorcise binary elusive ghost
and offer bytes of helpful information from this pc host
thus with brio and confidence i respond to your post.
so...without further ado i will slightly brag
to tell of an ability to understand dos
manage common system utilities such as scan disk and defrag
installed, resolved dsl issues, performed
scan-disk and troubleshooting glitches
such as removal of dos files, installation and/or removal of hardware
likewise uninstalling software, running registry sweeps
to remove bugs and errors that cause machine to cough and gag
which invariably causes such processes as downloading,
sending, uploading, et cetera to lag
and if chance smiles on consideration, a happy puppy tail will wag.
oh...and by the way i would accept negotiable salary as starting wage
in an effort to support this self proclaimed sage
whose role can double up as a court jester, joker, or page
hopeful this poetic synopsis offers a favorable gauge
and in tandem enriching my fount of knowledge
more valuable at this advanced age.
y'all might think this reply balderdash and rot
which may matter bo diddly squat
no matter i herald from royalty with salient strengths
as being a prestigious scott
butta busta gangsta masta harris
does not smoke booze nor drink from a gold plated chamber pot
and a student of the establishment he is not
yet moxie by proxy this poet of doth got
might elicit salient characteristics similar to a humanoid bot
and, by the way, i lived in lower merion for some years quite alot.
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ƒ®øm:: ma††h∑w sçø†† hårris
tis the rose off limits by the thorn
until trust grows with minimal scorn
allowing, enabling and proffering saint gabriel to blow his horn
whence friendship born
analogous to the oak tree from n acorn.
