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the following communiqué birthed courtesy midwife viz Google,
when clarification arose to corroborate presumed definition of various words domestic crisis appended with subsequent broad literary brush strokes eyes of residential management, who might help map
our way onto positive destiny –
so don’t coon sitter this gibberish pap,
intent to broadcast poetic plea per parti-colored newsletter
sew we zipper up suitcases and snap
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chat a positive future conversation sans long-term accommodation,
now pass thru the corporate cyber net flitter for sought after assistance - beef fore this a bleak outlook perishes if unable to pry ice loose from frigid aire personal home life travail now tis time this ruse stirred, glommed, and dashed off digital squawking as mine trumpet ting missive
regarding this youthful looking primate deplorable basket case.
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ah...when as decades younger dude, donned diaper daddy duty duck
lings; dem whar da good ole days, when skirts aye chased tuff ***
by prospective missus cluck (waving iron skillet - amuk
sought 2 cap cha this hen), now we happen 2b down on our ill luck
with barely any money, our circumstances appear stuck
and...oh...how the temptation doth tempted me to hightail and truck.
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would i go once exiting the front door
truth be told, we ne'er got any monetary windfall -
thus living hand to mouth quite a chore
nyat, none, n nada endowment from that rich Uncle Sam –
asia last-ditch effort, a manger horse stall willabee abode
n nay bore unless weak n pony up, git off the carousel
and shimmy atop a Clydesdale to coax fate
with mucho moolah for this Harris son to adore.
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thee crisis of legal tender, thus finds fingers flying across
QWERTY keyboard with message upon Lenovo external screen i emboss typing SOS to communicate pennilessness plight, which loess
on par with penury and dirt poor status - where hide feign to be moss heart reincarnated, though unsure if faux role would be a toss,
up, and bring a happy good luck penny-wise outcome place to live.
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asthma non-sequitur linkedin with jar jar binks, we iz crammed asper in like Bing bottled up in lower merion fugetaboutit rent tis rather steep,we chose this residence so youngest darling thee 17 year old daughter,could toss her mortarboard in the air sans commencement of anxiety, (who after years worth of rent circa 2015) subsequently decided to live with mine sweeping damn the torpedoes younger sister dwelling in Bend, Oregon), while eldest matriculating as sophomore at The University of Pennsylvania.
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long story short - cuz unabridged version would resort
into infinite space/time continuum beyond,
with silent sonic boom solace from words
echoing sounds of silence viz ethereal bulletin,
and would drive one to down a quart
of the strongest ale, gasoline, stout or port.
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no time to watch Wallace and Gromit hook
claimed moon iz made out of cheese,
or mice elf to be cagy, nor monkey around
though with focused energy loosed n doth bound
this wordsmith, i.e., a zoological muggle self crowned
aspires to avail Avast goody bag proffered
this shout out for good Samaritan - Indeed hoop fully redound while corporeal of mine essence earthbound - bar ring a place for us tubby found before lease at xyz w*** r******* avenue,
Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania expires, AND WILL NOT BE RENEWED
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then i will be prone to live under ground
or maybe share a doghouse with a beagle, boxer bred gray hound,
which dome main recognizable by a little mound
while macabre music set to the words of Ezra Pound
with slow crescendo to suspenseful sound counterbalanced
when relief of amenable accommodations inducing
me to issue a mighty exhalation of tension un wound.
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an average sized house to rent would do the trick
strong n sturdy habitat, nah nothing exceptionally slick
oh, and spouse also hopes to acquire social security quick
no matter odds to locate affordable one or two bedroom square flat,
or even a moon unit shaped like an obelisk
portrayed in 2001 A Space Odyssey might be slim pick
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kin - all rhyme aside - finagling words gives me a kick
starter, I NEED/WANT A SAFE n SECURE PLACE,
where methinks living quarters can be icon class hick,
and freely type out this, that, or another rhyming lick,
whence literary product analogously strong as stone and/or brick.
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genuine appreciation...communication, and elation will likely ascend hash tagging thee as unsung fur vent underdog hero on par with opera staring voicing sotto voce beneficence, invoking me to do calisthenics backward as if made from papier-mache origami pliable to bend wonders if this electronic effort will ease anxiety that doth expend, and zap willpower ambition to sustain optimism, and...well...
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ya could beak comb an instant karma omg - if offer you extend
spontaneous sought after friend this amiable friend
recognizing salvation qua re: as goddess or godsend
to perform property caretaker tasks these strong hands lend
mechanical appliances, that requires attention to mend
if necessary provide financial compensation deep pend
Mutual (of Omaha and ghost of Carl Perkins)
agreeable contractual obligation will render vis a vis zit
heady costs to spend
so peace of body, mind n spirit, this husband n wife can tend.
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since all gold plated suburban grates available they went
like hot cakes, nor premium heavy metal city vent left,
this scrivener would hate 2b camped in an uber tent,
which would frankly zap pa my health n force measly money
on bare necessities to stay safe strunk n white elements of style,
wood beg to be spent, this chap wondrous prayer sent
if maintenance tasks acceptable in lieu of skipping part of thee rent
admits to quality lent
as a mild mannered married civil gent
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though lacking an earned income (social security disability panic attacks in tandem with anxiety - mitigated with pharmacological medication)
day dream rich folks galore could stage fund raising event,
which rally round the flag boys - may invite juiced a dent
aye dune hot own one red cent, where bad company doth tempt
pest fugit, who recapitulates, and be clan da stein amidst/
amongst village people, when limbs numb n bent
turn attention to superman, maxwell, batman,
or....another dub bull land o' Lake Lachrymose agent.
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COMB H - E - L - P --- before the stroke o' mid knight of 30 June SPRING TWO THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN WE GOT TO MOVE ASAP, PER MINE KING DUMB COMB, AND HIS ROOKY of a mercurial QUEEN.
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Postscript: that tis the news from lake woebegone gripped i spun
undeniable and irrepressible under tone, doth run
where this papa iz quick with a double entendre and/or pun
sometimes even bring a guffaw to thee momma - hun,
when one or more offspring bid fare thee well when parenting done.
