Wonderful Vladimir Putin

THIS BREAKING STORY JUST CAME GALLOP POLL ING ON A TROJAN HORSE!

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Unbeknownst to thousands, who gather at the National Mall in Washington D.C. (in anticipation for what promises to be the most contentious presidential transition), a leaked memo from Central Intelligence Bureau found the winner of the “proxy war unleashed upon the voting age populace” to spring a surprise from his outsize bag of tricks. Akin to a whistle blower, thee de facto gumption heaped indubitably upon the unsuspecting citizens by the wiliest Artful Dodger, unrepentantly admitted to purported allegations that infiltration via Russian computer rogues helped game the election system, and swept strong national influence. Corroboration and collaboration with agents provocateurs, the man who practically owns Manhattan (and trumped all odd makers as per who would win the 2016 United States choice of Republican or Democratic  - man sure he in got puppet tier candidacy) fielded detail boys in the hood to garner booty (with a too till loot to Hilary Rodham Clinton) high jinx underhandedly secured the windfall viz clinching the nomination. His admission of allegedly sabotaging the likely outcome (sans the first female to operate the levers within the White House), and essential confession to an admission of “Doctoring” the “Body Politick” vis a vis rigging the system temporarily took the un-named interviewer with a start. He upheld his tactics as merely utilizing the “Art of the Deal” to be analogous to such vanityfair, as a foursquare bit player within the faux pugilistic ring, where the arc of justice can be journalistically pummeled, falsely stated claims, and blithely bend constitutional dogma to incorporate stealing the thunder and lightening from cosmic high power. Such stealthy, sly shenanigans steeped say (for instance) Cyrillic trained trolls, who sequester and subordinate themselves to the highest bitcoin payer insinuates nano technology to upend a former level playing field. Within this twenty first century cyber realm (i.e. a veritable electronic lab bot tommy), ruthless Machiavellian lawlessness decrees mastery to whine and deign with protocol towards shaping digital template re: hammer and sickle), thus to afford nominal acquisition to pull the strings of power, elimination of unwanted competition thru infiltration of telecommunications networks. No legal, moral, or nominal limitation exists to deter, halter, or bring libel punishment against guilty party (who Don gay apparel) bereft of impunity per maladroit sting operation, nor justifiable retribution meted out. Protestations around the country at the break of dawn January 20th, 2017 substantiated by professed attested participation within clandestine computer character assassination of the backstabbing businessman elicited unconscionable misgiving to usurp, vitiate, and win at whatever cost to the national fabric, his supposed righteous outcome to become the fanciful successor to Barack Obama. How startling if revelations bespeaking democratic impropriety finds Americans aghast, when Donald Trump concedes the concomitant finale invoking smear pap tactics to the Russian leader moments prior to placing his paw size right hand on either the Bible he owns or the treasured relic trotted out every four years. The Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court administering the oath of office to the President of the United States will stand shell shocked as the putative processing Pavlovian blood hound reveals himself as the true marionette thereby endowing Vladimir Putin as the 45th President of the United States of Russia.