Bumper Boo Boo

Courtesy of Abby Robin red breast with antic
Like baby in an out of control carriage that’s frantic
Mama bird unable to worm herself
   when fender got bent got quite frantic
As wheels could not curb predatory hidden tree stump,
   though not gigantic managed to wreak havoc when shrouded tree
In living color tried to be romantic turning new leaf over stepping limb mitt 
With clicking n clacking car talk “hi yon day”, which writ
Quite a bit of damage though thankfully no animals harmed
   Yet spouse burst thru front door in a harried fit
Full state jabbering incoherently as if rabid, and chomping at the bit
From trunk of a once mighty leafy herbaceous botanical aid
To shield ground from mister sun, without green dais
   Global warming predicted, thus compromising species from blade
Inhabitants to those in expansive seas that end up filleted
As they graduate from school of fish, and receive a passing grade
To become some culinary delight made
From cuisine art, where chef handily paid
In various types of denominational currency shade
Wall eye find this shellfish trade
Specifically caused by an auto accident of fate
Due to iness exhibited from a wife no hot shot nor great
Behind the wheel, which opinion of mine she would hate
But this poor soul i.e. and a mister mom to boot at this hour late
Will foot the bill, though he doth feel quite I rate
But refused to rant and rave,
   Which raw outburst accomplishes nothing – only a spate
Of vitriolic expletives to make a sailor blush their trademark trait.