The Cunning Linguist Sh!ts On The Inauguration

January 20th of 2K-seventeen,
there's sh!t that's goin' down these old eyes thought they'd never see,
the blasphemous inauguration of one Donald Trump, 
we all will burn in H3ll to bet the future on a chump,

and lowdown bigot racist; yo there's no denying that,
the sh!t he sold to Steve and Kanye, I ain't buyin that, 
this cat will hold the nation's greatest office; plan or not, 
this same man who was caught admitting that he grabs the tw@t.

He's also down to let the Russians come and bust us all,
especially since he went and wifed him up a Russian doll,
who when she speaks I still can't understand a mumblin word,
the first lady's from foreign soil; man that's dumb absurd.

This fool be out here tweetin sh!t; boy think before you speak,
the same folks gave you votes'll leave you stinkin for a week,
America is great again with no Obamacare,
but rich @ss ***s like you don't know and they don't wanna care.

I'll love this country til I die; Obama left it great,
but as they swear you in dear God I wanna defficate,
right there where you'll be standing lookin like a grazin cow,
you'll surely f*ck this nation up; your dough can't save you now.

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The Cunning Linguist