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as a mathematical abbot
and amateur chemist
specializing in cannabinoids
my favorite delta-9-
tetrahydrocannabinol (THC),
isolated and synthesized in 1964
while weeding thru bath
room rag while athwart the potty
i.e. measuring adequate
perforated square sans
regular toilet tissue paper
prior to completing import
ant private business matter
on sacred porcelain chamber pot
mary jane made a token appearance,
and boy she looked smoke kin hot
asking if I wanna marry her attired
in drag at a joint where bong
banged on by the hands of a
phenomenal drummer taut
as a hemp knot with music
in his blood while blowing fractal rings –
holy scottthe immediate utterance
and rather creative bon mot
found me stock still like
stone wall Jackson who
unfortunately got shot
unwittingly by his own
(confederate troops), whose demise
an awful blot
per the southern cause
during the civil war
and if anachronism
to receive medicinal aide
available instead
of primitive treatment he got
well as other wounded soldiers
of misfortune on the battlefield
whose faith the any almighty
power could do little to save their lot
yet availing my imagination
to twist time like that Mobius strip
mortally wounded needy rebels
and Yankees free from facing
death on a cotmight be successful
hemp entrepreneurs cultivating
a little spot of land hemp would
outstrip cotton as king as export
to trot orange you glad I avoided
the analogy with a kumquat?
