I woke up like this!

I WOKE UP LIKE THIS!!!

ALONE IN MY BED

DAMN WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

WE WHINED AND GRIND

TWO STEPPED AND DID THE CHA CHA

I TWERKED THEN DROPPED IT LOW

AS HE LEANED BACK WATCHING ME

WE DID A HAND DANCE AND THE ELECTRIC SLIDE

I WOKE UP LIKE THIS!!!

DAMN! WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

 

I WOKE UP LIKE THIS!!!

FACE SWOLLEN LIPS ENGORGED

STAINED

WITH CRIMSON RESIDUE

HAIR MATTED WEAVE TANGLED

MASCARA SMEARED, EYELASHES CROOKED

WHO THE *** OPENED THE WINDOW AND LET THE DAMN SUN IN?

 

I WOKE UP LIKE THIS!!!

LETHARGIC

NAUSEATED

DEHYDRATED

CONSTIPATED

IRRITATED

AND WITH A MIGRAINE

CLOSE THE DAMN BLINDS I SAID!!

ARE YOU ***ING INSANE?

 

I WOKE UP LIKE THIS!!!

HUNG OVER

VOMITING

EYES BLOODSHOT

MOUTH FEELS LIKE COTTON

IN THE SAME CLOTHES FROM LAST NIGHT

HEAD ABOUT TO EXPLODE

I WOKE UP LIKE THIS!!!

LOOKING LIKE A HOTMESS

 

I WOKE UP LIKE THIS!!!

*** THIS

I'M STILL GROGGY

I’M GOING BACK IN THE BED