You Donald Duck, I'm Mickey Mouse,
I'm the big cheese, this my house!
Imma squash beef like bread on a steak & cheese hoagie
With a Jedi's force, Obi-Wan Kenobi,
Like Mike Jones back then they didn't know me
Now that I'm hot, they wanna be all cozy
Nosey, asking all about my life story
So I keep making these shots like Robert Horry
No competition, these Sucker MCs bore me
Refrain from critical disdain is mandatory
No concern, gotta be more pachyderm and 'less poor me'
That was an adjective for an elephant
Gotta have a thick skin, man that advice is so relevant
These jokers don't care about you and yours
Ain't no rifles and tanks but we outchea fighting wars
Graham crackers, chocolates, and marshmallows braised by a campfire under the moon
Impaled, burning, melting, and being consumed (s'mores)