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I defy conformity, fraternity, integrity and field
apropos abilities with scads of literary antics to
best Buy thee interest of whoever doth reed and
vet suitable candidates, and chest O'mine heaves
with anticipation wonder how the purveyor don
ning figurative Crampons (that trumpet each die
see and icy echo wing step of mine kempf) rivals
Everest to scale (albeit without any rich hard gear
equipment 'cept a perceptive noggin) egg guestas
company to share a lite snack or drink, what’re
suits yar be hest and of course interjections of
good humor, cuz such wittiness and jest kin help
download a lightness of being, and gentle byte
of comical banter an aid lest the head honcho
all business, as evident by desk pinterest ting
nest ill suited for spontaneity and streaming one-
liners, that could be a pest to the ambition of
him/her aiming to game the dialogue to nab
the quest of productive money in the side pock
et, where trick up the sleeve also rest viz this
electron koo laid AC/DC Democratic jumper
linkedin test and...well no animals harmed in
the writing of this guy noir who lives west 
of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - and would
(if by some fluke offered job) exclaim (while
astride his high Trojan Horse) a muffled,
mumbled, and muted zest. 
GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT QUEST -
dashed off by an ancestor ova Decembrist 
a harried styled and swiftly tailored Russian
revolutionary,  who in December 1825 -
got pissed led (with limited posse sub billet
tee), an unsuccessful revolt against Tsar Nic
holas I grabbing his righteous left wrist, when
said leaders (including this nebulous genea
logical firecracker) executed and later came
to be regarded as martyrs by the Left. pixar
could nada pay enough for this trainer of
apple chomping antz so i wonder if any
chance hello (Morris the) kitty whisker
of employment thru this contrived virtual
toy story qua ratatouille poetic brew could
materialize into a likely chance uch an idea
generates me to shrek out with excitementand
do a wop ping hip-hop improvisational
thespian dance just in case a glimmer of some
prospect exists for this self anointed bard
and one who dislikes formality of Belmont hills
now presents his technical skills which i hopes
to enhance hence this chap offers following
poetic expression nada common and did not
german ate in France to take a glance to help this
intuitive Homo sapiens overcoming Bing a deep
pull lore able bass kit self to enhance sharp pen
his mental acuity like a lance which
byte size bit torrent humor might cause ye
to soil your pants after misinterpreting
this mishmash as raves and rants even part time
income would buoy ma Petsmart gull sans
positive stancewith a subtle intent to place
me as worth hiring,to sway some au currant
series electronic chargeand ideally affect
hypnotic trancein effort for consideration
to ad-vance. I betcha never read a pseudo
cover letter replylike a this iambic pentameter
electronic wirefrom a boyish looking blood
muggle father up in years(whose nonpareil
courage to face voldemort never does tire)
and two near grown doll ling daughters would
consider him a worthy hireless so to rake
in gobs of money,but to satiate nearly
unquenchable hunger and thirst
for further (ahem) bits of computer fields,
and pad the family big bird nest
while watering this stream of consciousness
babblingbrook bass adder know how to acquire.
this faux cover letter of sorts conveys an itty bitty
raw bit miniscule orbitz size actual work experience
(from this older papa, who lives west of the phila
delphia city)nonetheless, i hanker (NOT to be con
fused with HACKER)divergent words differ by
juiced one letterwhich prompts the following ditty.
Computer trouble shooting abilities of mine
thine appetite to comprehend,
aye ascribe as BuzzFeed ding nitty gritty
nebulous as on par with the secret life
of one walter mitty
whom destiny protected and took pity
merely meant to be sillyboot hoop fully
entertaining as a gig from the late Conway Twitty
yet also an attempt to be witty.
no matter how many miles by car
(actually your company might be
within dead man walking distance)
this opportunity would not be considered to far
also hoop ping responding in rhyme
considered creative and har
dull cause for overlooking an opportunity
for me to inside the open doo a jar
and communicate with modest casual
fashion trying knot to mar
ma arch duke king chances by dressing dishabille,
to prove hike kin use my acumen
interest, language skills and technologically spar
using graphical user interface programs
to get unstuck from virtual feathery tar.
Iambic pentameter might not constitute traditional
standard genre for a debtor
I see no reason with rhyme
why my own non-conformist modus operandi
cannot serve as me own mode to communicate pursuit
as a computer repair technician and letterman go getter
which honest to goodness confession
hopefully affects against other respondents
at least a bit better.this pure breed mud half blood
muggle princebona fide seeker for challenging income
does reckon the following poetic way
not necessarily follows the formalities
to reply as most would readily say
yet why adhere to conformity,
whereby his paradigm frowns on creative r ray
which atypical modus operandi
to reply a positive reply and job i pray
even if the outcome per offering my interest turns out to be nay
perhaps because where mien hometown - bryn mawr
West of Philadelphia frito band eat toe lay.
LivingSocial within southeastern Montgomery County,
Pennsylvaniathe general domain since me birth
the resume (quite slim as jail grub gruel) may show a dearth
yet decided to resort to verse to induce a byte size mirth
of requisite (sought after) technical expertise,
If you might just allow me to boast
and blithely use iambic pentameter to coast
maybe even given the opportunity to eradicate
re: exorcise any binary elusive ghost
and offer bytes of helpful information from this pc host
thus with brio and confidence i respond to your post.
so...without further ado i will slightly brag
to tell of an ability to conduct understand dos
manage common passé system utilities
such as scan disk and defrag
installed, resolved dsl issues, performed
scan-disk and troubleshooting glitches
such as removal of dos files, installation
and/or removal of hardware
likewise uninstalling software, running registry sweeps
in an attempt to remove bugs and errors
that cause this machine to cough and gag
which invariably causes such processes as downloading,
sending, uploading, et cetera to lag
like gently goading an overloaded old nag
who if an aged horse an actual human,
would warrant sweat wicked off brow with rag
and if chance smiles on further consideration
like a happy pup his tail will wag.
Oh...and by the way
(gnome hatter a no...no and taboo topic de jure),
I would accept a starting
and/or negotiable salary as a starting wage
in an effort to support this self proclaimed sage
whose role can double up as a court jester, joker, or page
hopeful this poetic synopsis offers a favorable gauge
and in tandem enriching my fount of knowledge
more valuable at this advanced age.
y'all might think this reply balderdash and rot
which may matter bo diddly squat
no matter i herald from royalty with salient strengths
as being an ethical, jovial, and oatmeal tasting 
ink jet printer prestigious scott butta masta harris 
does not smoke booze nor drink from a chamber
pot, and a student of the establishment he is not 
one to boast about his knick knack paddy whack…
to craft a bon mot yet moxie by maxima proxy
this poet of Bryn Mawr doth got and, might
elicit salient characteristics similar to a humanoid
bot and, oh by the way, I lived in lower merion
for some year’s quite alot. Good day from:
Matthew Harris 724 west Railroad Avenue 
Bryn mawr, Pennsylvania 19010 Home phone =
610-667-1914