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since I pledged my troth with thee – at times wondering if the decision amiss
my affinity, cupidity, fidelity and integrity hardly contributed to wed did bliss
blithely paying lip service to birthday hardly enhances the marriage, thus miss stir matthew scott harris makes this overtures to acknowledge your day of birth the years spent with you overlooked acknowledging july sixth, and such a dearth does emotional/spiritual injustice, and undermines warmth felt at home n hearth,
thus I set before myself the task to attempt some semblance alack
of recognition per your existence, which exercise harkens back
contra dancing at Summit Presbyterian Church coupled with tension and flack at that time (decades ago) diving rod nada so sterling induced pants to jack late lee with a bulge – at that stage of my life hormonal secretion
owner of a hyperactive prick horniness da schmuck did not lack
simian sentiments summoned woody to wedge with a wick whack
into tulip pinkish curtains that parted to usher my nada so sterling rod
though frequently premature ejaculation found pubic hairs like clump of sod
where ma screwy tool (fueled with fur n zee for finger lick kin fricassee) trod
upon a carnal, feral, infernal landscape as a limp biscuit re: dough like wod
whereby whoosh spurted semen from excitable minute man – a prickly chum
diminished satisfactory sexual intercourse when geyser of sticky gum
expelled forth geyser like – rivaled old faithful spewing genetic rum
yet despite predilection toward phallic hair trigger – betwixt us we begot
deux darling daughters – wove from the warp and woof beginning as a dot
yet fertility brought womb – supposedly, a self cleaning oven just hot
enough to massage each “bun in the oven” until gestation cum pleated plot
though now progeny young women themselves – I ponder if penis may rot
and atrophy into a shriveled mummified tartan pattern matted splot
since testosterone took torpedo kamikaze nose dive e’er since willy did trot
into the vaginal vortex and managed to cashier from mine sperm bank
fire off from the mint at least one non blank
when phallus retained an erection juiced long enough to crank
out gooey gunk from me miniature frank
hence twas grate of ye to spread yar legs a task I thank
without your participation this anniversary of abby robin harris debut
two prized offspring (both born during winter) fatherhood he thankfully knew.
