(alternate title – A bona
er fide dog day
afternoon delight).
A mere half dozen vowels
constitute the
English language
Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay
Consonants comprise majority
(sans remaining twenty)
Ta Deum, whereby both
in tandem allow,
enable and provide
avast combination
donning brooks
at bomb bay
ample lettered permutations
offer opportunities,
where methinks
mother tongue avails
allows, enables
and provides thyself
tubby spell
as sigh arrange
passions linkedin
to create, evoke
and generate plenti
of romantic
expressions to convey
an amorous,
bedazzling conception
describing erotic, graphic,
and iconic sexual propensities
this cobbler, dabbler,
and fiddler (no,
not on the roof)
doth display
his penchant, lament bent infatuation
with these
twenty-six symbols
that
hen ewe to evolve,
and breed
vernacular words
to reflect from an eBay
definitions apropos
to the present, which
Uber state farm
quixotic oeuvre,
and matchless kindling
intercourse
serves as foreplay
for this heterosexual
ma reed male
caressing, finessing,
and integrating
expressions of speech
oft times spurs
(what might seem
as noun sense),
I ponder
the peccadilloes
being sixty nine
shades of gray
yet quickly reroute
sexual predilections
albeit rolling in the hay
whence this
dis straw t fellow
conjures affinity,
comity and excitability
latent within consanguinity
of bossy verbs
assaying boisterously
an interjection tubby
top dog cap
stone amidst kennel
of barking canines couching
with another similar subject
each with their body electric
nestled upon
a davenport faux pas inlay
in conjunction with another
furry four legged friend,
the direct object
particularly
eye ying a in heat,
who whiz okay
to buffer end an un
pro noun
sub bull underdog species,
who feels passé
with coital faw paw play
though averse to insult
shaggy scoobie doo,
whose bark a role overture
willingly doth goad
her to doggy paddle
while she
woofs down remnants
of a picnic tourists left littered
while Lady
and the tramp
head toward the quay
Pier ring for private sloop
to hump per dink,
then prematurely
ejaculate hoo ray
afore slyly cagily approaching
bag of cheap tricks see
sexual exploits today.