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I’m hip I’m hip
We flipping the script
It’s cool don’t trip
The haters they bit
Bad is good, Up is down
The leader’s a fool and looks like a clown
Orange skin, yellow hair with a pout and a frown
The grass is blue and the sky is brown
Ford stock is $10 but Amazon is over a thou?
A gallon of milk is $5 and so is a Big Mac
If you still smoke cigarettes it will cost you $10 a pack
And you may one day get cancer and COPD
You’ll look cool for a bit then become a PSA on TV
Don’t feel sorry for me just learn from my mistake
I was addicted to nicotine now look at my face
My teeth are stained brown from the smoke and the tar
My jaw was removed now look at my scar
The prices of vices yield diminishing returns
Save your prayers and excuses and address your own concerns
