7200
Attributed To
Concerned parents
of Traumatized Refugee
Dear Fred and
Mary Anne
MacLeod Trump...
Posthumous belated
tattered letter fragment
recently discovered
(liberally sprinkled with
hyperbole (presumed
for greater audacious
zealousness), sans
accidentally acquired
by yours truly.
Miscellaneous personal
item highly valued
when thwarted from
auctioneer, whose gently
persuasion collectible
merchandise requisitioned,
thence keepsake property
perfunctory mandatorily forfeited.
Due compensation
from sole male heir (me),
whose long since
(resting in eternal
peace) papa
suffered degradation,
humiliation and
understandable lamentation
as a kid living in Flatbush.
Authorities and
expert legal scholars
pieced together
what probably
comprised
a lengthy epistle
rivaling the Epic of
Gilgamesh).
Recollection re
counted torturous,
malicious, and
flagitious mean spiritedness
visited upon the
ambitious, cadaverous, and
timorous body electric
high-jinxed introverted male,
whose abstemious,
conscientious,
and nutritious
dietary regime,
could not forestall
rigor mortis.
A postscript
(purportedly
penned prior to
once philosophical
pensive poet's
papa's passing)
stated that said
personage felt bitterness,
disharmonious
envious self loathing.
That grownup man
known as mine father,
though once
upon a time,
said recently
anonymous
deceased
old fogey ironically
registered as an
atrocious, cantankerous,
and egregious
deplorable
high school student.
Also, the author of what constitutes partial
opprobrious litan
y attests during his
idolatrous, notorious,
and semiconscious
Arab zombie
school daze.
He ranked as
de facto semiprecious,
tremulous and
unanimous scapegoat
bullied by a
bumptious, callous,
disputatious
hippopotamus
of a brat
infamous bruiser
later in his life
to become
forty fifth
president of
UnIted States.
Though documentation
incomplete, the un
named subject
referred within
torn shred
recovered included
signatory couching
ambiguous references
to a tenebrous,
unscrupulous,
and vicious wiseass initials.
Dee Tee quickly
intuitively assessed
as one inhumane
specimen,
whose pugnacious,
pretentious, and
pestiferous,
persona characterized
impetuous, adulterous
apprenticeship appetite
for erecting
phallic skyscrapers.
This once pacific
pilloried pupil,
whose grown
son (myself),
now recalls
father's misty eyed
anecdotes dripping
with acrimonious,
curmudgeonly
grouchy, grizzly
and crotchety old sorries,
viz refashioned
abominable kamikaze
psychological sorties.
I can vividly recall
(how painful
unto his old age)
oft daddy's repeated
quotidian taunts, whereby
that bad ass, acidulous,
avaricious, contemptuous,
enormous, and
grievous big
boy trumpeting
bruiser exuded devious,
heinous, libelous, and
parsimonious tightwad,
though born into wealth.
