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This is for you, baby girl sitting in the green shirt, eighth row, third seat, next to the three single friends of yours who can’t keep a man but always watching Derrick Jaxn videos and trying to give you advice, my first piece of advice, leave them hoes alone, cause if every man they came across left they ass, then that means theyis no good for any man, or even you as a friend, see I’ve learned that God purposely keeps some people alone for a reason, he ain’t trying to have them *** up someone else’s life, and yes baby girl, you may be suited to be a wife, but them heffas ain’t, see it takes more than independence and good looks to be a keeper, give me a chick who can operate a street sweeper, change oil in the whip and not be afraid to get her hands dirty, see ever since Nutty Professor with Jada, a lot of these women wanna be a Ms. Purly, but what they fail to realize is that Ms. Purly was with a brother with size, book smarts and an intellect, and most women reject something they ain’t attracted too, and that’s cool, but what do you think makes us attracted to you, your hair, your chest is all fine and dandy, but we’ve seen every type of candy around so what makes yours so sweet, what makes you different from the rest, do you think goingto grass with squats will impress, maybe for the bedroom, but I need a woman who can put me to sleep with a conversation that can rock me from my to my brain stem, have me writing out mathematical equations, questioning einstein philosophies and have me breaking down all of Moses kinfolk in the book of Deuteronomy, now pardon me if you can’t meet all these qualities, I’ll go for the woman who is labeled a square, the one with natural curly hair, the one who prefers lying in the bed on a Saturday morning and watching old reruns of sesame street, the one who wants to ride bikes down the street, see she is good with me, so lady again, watch out for your clique cause that clique likes to get ahead with their clit, and their ain’t worth two toilets in the royal palace, see women like that cause malice and entrapment, posting memes about what it seems men are lacking, and these women now have the notion that they are packing, so in layman terms, they practicing for future stud like ways, and they’ll blame it on men and their ways, but if you wasn’t a good women in skirts and heels, what makes you think you’ll be one as a with a strap on coppin no kind of feel, so to the lady now in row 5, with the green shirt, seat 9A, eating popcorn, with natural hair and actually something to care and brag about, thank you for moving on out of a toxic environment, signed...men
