7200
The art of the
"FAKE" deal
(according
to Walt Dizzy
Take a Knee
Singing
Matt Tilde)
once again
as oft iterated
in previous poems,
doth (soup pearly,
theoretically,
and wantonly)
appertain
to anyone
(abstractedly,
essentially,
and loosely
translated),
aye ascertain
ptomaine anyone
can attain
driving a
hard bargain,
(sans base
ment prices)
utilizing
her/his birdbrain,
(which might
be about the size
of a child size
chill blain -
mebbe
acquired during
weather
beaten life
at sea as
boatswain),
nonetheless
for results,
one best ought
be without
a brain
even if
promoted as
Captain Cain
Guru, cuz to become
star apprentice,
one must master
trumpeting
as a certain
Don Casanova
Chieftain
stealing the
vote if necessary
and freely
distribute
cocaine
(as an opiate
of the masses)
to silence
anyone
that might
complain,
thus sets the
figurative
stage to contain
any potentially
mutinous threat
(against sought
after bounty)
also
necessitates
practicing
nepotism
assigning
coxswain
to an immediate
family member
with a skull full
bone if eyed
crackbrain
and when upon
wheeling
and dealing
i.e. thee
metaphorical
curtain
call - pull out
all stops
to detain
vendor
even exhibiting
faux ("FAKE)
disdain
for deplorable
basket weavers
iterated by
domain holder
ye wish
to acquire
sought after
envied goodies,
oh...and do
everything
to drain
the patience
of he/she who
controls
coveted booty
calling
for trotting
out "Stormy
Daniels"
to entertain
and continue
ploy long after
hated yuge,
bigly, stupid losers
winning
morons with
zero wind
blown naturally
"FAKE"
orange blond
wind blown hair,
which
constant stare
induces
onlookers
with eyestrain.
