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Hair on the chin
May be in
But let me begin
To mend the myth
That must be monolith
Since men are rocking beards
Like Santa Claus did
(And the woodsmen)
But what looks good on a dwarf
Or a gnome
Is quite a remorse
On the face of a man
Of infinite beauty
What are you hiding
And does a full
Never ending (in length) beard
Really suit you
If your cat uses your beard as a pillow
You should obviously know
What’s the deal - Yo
If your beard is so long and bushy
That you are harboring food particles, crumbs
Or unknown substances in your beard
Then it’s an obvious no-no
If when you eat your girl out
And she laughs out loud
Harder than she would at a joke by Kevin Hart
Then your chin tickler is too long son
If you are between the ages of 18 and 20
And rocking a beard
And your homey’s address you as sir
Or call you Mr. (Your Last Name Here)
Then your beard is making you age my friend
If your chin hair gets stuck when you put on
A tee shirt
Isn’t it clear that you may need a chin haircut?
If you walk down the street and a stranger
hands you change
mistaking you as homeless
then it’s time to rearrange
Unruly beards can work
If you have a matching personality
But please cure the insanity
With a proper well-manicured trim
Otherwise your face is looking grim
Oh, and one more thing
That’s an absolute pet-peeve
What’s the point of a beard with no mustache
I have to ask
Because I find it mind boggling
Why go half way and not all the way?
Do you just like splitting hairs that way?
All in all, that’s all my advice on beards
And if that’s not enough, then check out
The pictures to get an idea…
(https://theprose.com/post/227464/beard-preference)
