In the book of Genesis
Misogyny’s the premises
God and Adam never spoke to Eve
But the snake had something up his sleeve
Dinner and conversation for Adam’s lonely rib
Adam was clueless and God was glib
The snake listened to Eve beneath the fruit tree
Not an Apple, maybe a fig or pear - history is blind see?
Eve happily shared her forbidden fruit with her boo
They suddenly realized that they’re naked - who knew?
God punished both for its snafu its kind of insane
Adam forever forced to work the earth while Eve suffers perpetual childbirth pain
God made man, woman, and the snake
Its forbidden fruit law sealed our final fate