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Naked and afraid
In the jungle for 21 days
Wishing Off and Raid was being sprayed
Dreams of catching trout cooked over a fire filleted
But my reality in the Amazon is being betrayed
Partner was bragging about their survival skills on day one
A week later they just complain while nothing is getting done
Everything bites and scratches from the bugs to the plants
You’ve seen the show before, go get some firewood and quit your annoying rants
Keep an eye out for when the producers film a wild boar roaming at night
Let’s follow them, catch it, then gut it with this knife!
You just came on this show to lose 20 pounds and gain 15 minutes of fame
I came here to win, don’t hate the player, respect the game!
