Gonifs and gossips...

I feel in führer rated and envious...

entrapped within webbed wide world

weft as a rump pulled stilts skein

at warp speed exhibiting
my heroic trumpian wiles

cuz he (johnny come lately) a then
exemplary hedonist, narcissist,
and polygamist dons

comical, farcical, illogical, lunatical...

offal dolled up endearing guise,

when inconvenient truth broached

particularly determining paternity,
no matter countless progeny sport windblown

swiftly tailored mimicked
matted coiffure of mine

resembling hirsute trademark

of appalling though
revered forty fifth president,

nevertheless harried hair styles
in tandem with fabrications riles
the madding crowd - myself included

into frenzied orgasmic state,
no matter yours truly upholds
voluntary penitential platonic
marital modus operandi
suddenly as one celibate sexage...

By George (burn hing* hard), I Shaw tried to be a stinking playwright

offers his unsolicited tidbits
as scene courtesy
the following virtually
staged philosophical insight.

Arch back like

a professional ballet dancer

to stand out from other pedestrian applicants

seeking to fill my well-worn shoes

that fit my little feet.

Illuminate your soul

via modest communication

sans toe tilly tubular sole full insight

acquired thru being apprenticed

with storied prestigious law firm

of Anne Culle, Achilles Heale,

and Marathon Nike.

Keep your nose to the academic grindstone

despite the temptation

to appropriate the international family business

and graduation with supreme accolades

from one unnamed famous father.

He forsook frivolity per his peers

in exchange for a stock reputation

of g...

The emotional, mental and spiritual fallout courtesy Colt Gray

Apalachee High School,

located in Winder, Georgia

witnessed an active shooter,
whereby the alleged lone gunman
(actually just a teenager of fourteen years)
killed four people and injured nine more
the latter hospitalized with injuries
after a shooting Wednesday
(June 4th, 2024) morning.

His (the lad who pulled the trigger
on the firearm – an AR platform-style gun)
father and mother must be held culpable,

and similar to the slain victims
surviving kith and kin
probably experience immense grief
(at least I would hope).

Yours truly (me),
a married sexagenarian and proud papa,
whose two grown daughters;

a twenty five old, lives in Bend, Oregon
and eldest - almost twenty six months
her kid sister's senior
resides within bucolic Ithaca, New York,
whereby he himself
d...

Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum

The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the many German immigrants who moved there. Many Americans may not be aware that Gesundheit is a German word, or even what it means.

Contrary ro popular belief, I experience sneezing fits

every now and again (like right nah... nah... mah now,
but cannot attribute sternutation linkedin to any known allergens).

An infinitesimal slight speck tickled nostril follicle – activated
via an itty bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger than a mole
luck yule set in motion a chain reaction, whence mine sensitive
proboscis honker (a wheeze hilly little bridged fine tuned pug
nose aroma sensor), got unexpectedly in gauged (in holy matt
trim mo’ knee) to achew, and eschew pledging troth (in favor
of hanky-panky) found this chap feeling phlegmatic despite
an e...

Defecation accidentally clogged...

for the umpteenth time
during spate to sit scrawny buttucks
on porcelain throne id est
videre licet toilet bowl...
with toxic water brew threatening

to overflow onto the floor,
and hence found yours truly (me)
immersing himself in the holistic experience
for the pure love of bucket flushing
since applying plunger to no avail

found me able, eager, ready and willing

to whoosh upon a star to enlist
the entrepreneurial daring doo doo
of eldest offspring to design a *corkerasp,

and found (me) zee papa frankly
zapped, pooped, fatigued, et cetera out,

thus daring poster boy afflicted
by recurrent bouts of constipation

to share embarrassing communiqué I post,

a reasonably rhyming poetic shout out

to air flatulent grievances

concerning outsize bowel movement
hoping (fat/slim shad...

Aftermath from this er...

attempt to break thru Hadrian's Wall
while roam'n across cyberspace of urban sprawl.

Yours truly self proclaimed

er calculating polymath

no win no campy intent to kindle,

or spark hay8 full ire rate wrath

juiced whiling away

the early evening hour hath

horror hived this then February

twenty second two thousand eighteen,
revised this early afternoon of August 24th,
two thousand twenty fourth
nah scared to take a bath.

The Process (is a Process All Its Own)

self accomplishments, I modestly credit
a disembodied humble liberal spirit

eye up ply applies

to brainstorming with zest to whit

barn storming across das plains of google

to pitchfork embers tuff flickr tinder lee

with smart poetic dip pose zit

tool loom hen ate interior darkness

where...

Doubting Thomas luxuriates under Dylanesque milkweed

made fibrous threads...constituting heavy blanket
(crocheted by the missus)
on a cool Autumn like morning...

to stave off experiencing getting
chilblains, goosebumps,
or subjected to the blast of cold air
wafting thru the opened bedroom window
on a frosty early August morning
about a month before official start of Autumn.

Quite refreshing the brisk temperatures
courtesy a cold front
that allows, enables, and provides
a harbinger and foretaste
when those hazy, hot, and humid, languid
and torpid days of summer quickly forgotten
as the lazy fox jumped over the brown dog
the latter slumbering
after weathering triple digit temperatures
record breaking heat waves
for the history books.

Though generally prone to being tired
subsequently driven to be a caffeine junkie
unable to swing from trees like me monkey

On becoming a night owl...,

no matter whether or not ya give a hoot
 

especially after feeling super charged

watching the second night of
Democratic National Convention conclave
ushering a hint of "Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité.
 

Men and women are born and remain free and equal in rights. Social distinctions may be founded only upon the common good.
 

Article 1 of the Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen (‘Déclaration des Droits de l’Homme et du Citoyen’)

Yours truly (a poker face)

exceptionally shy person

as a little boy who maintained an

inscrutable impassive expression

that hid my true feelings
similar to an adept card "Sharp" and "shark"
born this way nocturnal chronotype.

I dusk cover tenebrous dark shadows
creeping closer along the edge...

Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump

courtesy the comfort of his mancave,

I (a mutated batman wannabe)

doth prattle and stump

and display wide whirled webbed
and variegated tail feathers

(also known as rectrices) of mine,

cuz in actuality true bats
as quoted verbatim from Google
“lack tail feathers,
but they do sport tails that vary in structure
and can help with classification.

For example, vespertilionids have tails
that run to the end of their uropatagiums,
while molossids and rhinopomatids
have tails that extend beyond the membrane.

These species may use their tails
to feel their way around
when backing into crevices.

Other bats, like emballonurids,
have tails that are shorter
than the membrane and rise above it.

They belong to the order Chiroptera,
which means "hand wing".

Bats...

Eye cannot envision not wearing glasses

Ever since second grade
an ever stronger prescription
for nearsightedness donned my countenance,
cuz myopia (inherited courtesy
both parents) rendered me 'As Blind as a Bat' .

For some reason,
I wanted side arms
that wrapped behind the ears,
also known as cable temples
like those worn by Mark Smith.
a classmate of mine
where I got me some learnin'
at (Henry Kline) Boyer Elementary School,
where yours truly attended third to sixth grade
in the little hamlet that time forgot
and the years could not improve
of Evansburg, Pennsylvania.

Self consciousness found me
surreptitiously slipping the glasses
on and off my button nose,
when the need arose to read
what the teacher
(at Eagleville Elementary,
which school attended
the second half of the school year 1968,
cuz my parents moved
...