Gunna wing plane verse for change of pace

Rudder than trigger, provoke,
incite..., voodoo curse

necessitating emergency visit
courtesy doctor Demento or his nurse

methought best to craft (airily)
nonsense sickle verse

yikes! maybe iamb
steadily getting worse

as poetaster wannabe,
which prognosis bodes ill
and p'raps best coon sitter
underwater basket weaving

enlist as water boy re: bucket
brigade for Jack and Jill,

hence imagine yours truly
amazingly gracefully dipping quill

within inkwell exerting intense utmost
control to keep right ting hand still

to pen employment
query expressing thrill
and natural born talent
to hand dill
you can easily envision me
balancing bucket fill

water atop noggin donned gone down
appellation trail resembling fountainhead
strengthening neck muscles till

yours truly capable
to shoulder and shrug Atlas
alas especially beneficial
in case arsonist kindles conflagration
preparation guaranteed courtesy fire drill
 

dashing hither and yon, to and fro

even at expense resembling
beetle browed fool on the hill

nonetheless earning reputation

continually increasing numbers

balancing full buckets with nary a spill

leaping lemur far and wide
globetrotting yawping shrill

excitement acquiring nonpareil skill
experiencing pride without prejudice

(nodding to ghost of Jane Austen),

perhaps launching startup Lil

Buck Kit Waters - drumming up business,
expanding, hiring, kickstarting franchise
 

oh... wealth estimated at least trill

yon, helping non antagonizing peep hill

drafting, modifying, updating... living will

in case I kick bucket unexpectedly

distributing liquid assets as good will.