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VERSE I
I had a dream about my lady
That she was cheating on me
And I woke up with so much pain
That I was just so beside me!
We hardly talk to each other
Everyday is just so mundane
I found this ad sifting through craigslist
I felt our relationship was kind of lame.
So I decided to write this
I could find someone who’s in a situation, that’s kind of the same.
(CHORUS-1X))
‘Cause
If you like Pepsi & chocolate
And watching the Giants game
Then take a moment to write me
And please tell me your name
‘Cause
I’m seeking for someone simple
Who can enjoy the simple things.
Like playing late night ping-pong
And staying up to eat Ring-Dings.
VERSE II
I don’t think I’m asking for too much
At least that’s what I believe
If you like what you’ve been reading
Then write back, one verse that you conceive.
(CHORUS-2X)
‘Cause
If you like Pepsi & chocolate
And watching the Giants game
Then take a moment to write me
And please tell me your name
‘Cause
I’m seeking for someone simple
Who can enjoy the simple things
Like playing late night ping-pong
And staying up to eat Ring-Dings.
VERSE III
So I hope to get a response
By the end of the work day
Just be honest please have no lying
Have something decent to say.
Like, let’s sit down and watch some TV
Maybe an episode of Family Guy
Or maybe watch The Notebook
Where we could both break down & cry.
(CHORUS – 2X)
‘Cause
If you like Pepsi & chocolate
And watching the Giants game
Then take a moment to write me
And please tell me your name
‘Cause
I’m seeking for someone simple
Who can enjoy the simple things
Like playing late night ping-pong
And staying up to eat Ring-Dings.
VERSE IV
I will now sit back and wait patiently
For your response in writing
In hopes I find the perfect women
Who will come out from hiding!
(CHORUS – 3X ‘til fade)
‘Cause
If you like Pepsi & chocolate
And watching the Giants game
Then take a moment to write me
And please tell me your name
‘Cause
I’m seeking for someone simple
Who can enjoy the simple things
Like playing late night ping-pong
And staying up to eat Ring-Dings.
SkTzO
