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Dedicated to my favorite football team
Oh When The Eagles Fly
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Men And Their Sports
My passion of all sorts
Yes, I am putting your gender in the spotlight today
You’re fair game for whatever I have to say
Are you ready handsome men
Hum…how about baseball, shall I begin
A ball and a hard whacking stick
If I was being naughty in thoughts, I will compare that to a hard swinging …k
Fill those blanks in on your own accord
Today my keyboard is mightier than the sword
Don’t worry I’m not keeping any scores
Three bases to clear as you’re running
Teammates on their feet cheering you on as you’re gunning
Sliding straight into Home Plate at any rate
Congratulations heard with claps of elate
Bench cleared you’ve sealed your team's fate
For this jubilated day of grace
Yes! Yes! We just won the pennant race
World Series with seven games to play
Be that it may
Stadium attendees all on their feet
Batter Up, feet implanted by cleats
Ball one
The pitcher’s ball is a smoking gun
Bottom of the Ninth Ending and the scores are tight
Now one wants to be watching after nine endings all night
Bases loaded
Trying at best to keep your mind from unfolding
Fastball
Strick one as the empire call
You look over at your teammates, hoping not to be the one who makes the progression of the team stall
You do not want to be the blame for the sudden fall
Looking around, darn you just had to be the last one
Shoot, now you're thinking, I’m done
Pitcher takes his stand back on the mound
Looking down at the catcher’s hand signals like a bloodhound
You silently praying he pitches your groove
No longer worried about his signature move
Ball to bat
And just like that
Crowd on their feet, you smiling like a Cheshire cat
The final grand slam we’ve all been waiting for
Four men hustling home to score
Are you ready for some Football
My favorite sport of them all
Coin toss
The other team loss
Deferred into the second half
He who scores first gets the last laugh
Quarterback controls the tempo
Four quarters of play memorized by the coach’s memo
Driving down a field of grass or turf
So many penalties, injuries, and beer commercials before our team scores first
Ten more yards to score
Offense against Defense a manly tug-of-war
Looking at the play clock’s countdown ticker
Pass, run, maybe even a trick play, or a flea-flicker
Ball sailing into the end zone
Knock Knock is anyone home
Touchdown for the Hometown
Not so fast Red flag thrown
Official Review
With plenty of stadium boos
Overturned
Ball returned
We’re not concerned
We try this play again
Team we are here today to win
Wait it’s a Quarterback sneak
Keeping alive our winning streak
Point kicked after
The win handed to us on a silver platter
Super Bowl
Two teams playing with heart and soul
Win or lose, we learn to console
Hopefully, the Saints or my Philadelphia Eagles
Hum, anyone smell something hidden or illegal
Some say the games are rigged
For a viewership gig
The sole purpose of hitting a Vegas payout real big
Hey, did someone check all the footballs
For the good of us all
I would have loved to be a fly on that wall
One team practice is known to be unclean
No design to throw shade or sound mean
By hey it’s history
Ask Roger Goodell and his twisted tongue mysteries
Two great teams have outlasted the best
Left behind for a seasonal rest
AFC against the NFC
A great game next year, as fate guarantees
Vince Lombardi Trophy is the main goal
As long as the referees do not step out of their paid roles
Penalties after penalties backing up a team into their own hole
Or trust me, heads will begin to roll
Go Philadelphia Eagles We Fly
Hanging other teams out to dry
Come February 9, 2025, any team will have a bigger fish to fry
Allow this last win to be their mental guide
Their fans standing with principles and their city bragging with sheer pride
Trying with dominance to bring their city home a championship
At least for the fans who will make a plane roundtrip
Basketball, I’m sorry fans, it’s not my passion or my game
Not meaning to add fuel to a sadden unlit flame
Men And Their Sports
Hey, is there a sport where men wear shorts
Handsome and very popular
Ooh yeah, the muscular bodied men of Soccer
They do great tricks with their hands and their head
I wonder does those skills extend under the covers in bed
Yes, you heard what I said
I will even help the player rip off my Victoria Secret lacy thong in my favorite color of red
Let me praise the players of Hockey
Umm…those are some very handsome looking virile jockeys
Some pictured in magazines straddling a Kawasaki
The Stanley Cup
I give you all my two thumbs up
So, when you think us, women are disgruntled by the loud cheering and jeering
Just remember we are also in front of the television leering
Hard males, bent over buns from the back, let’s not talk about the firm bulge displayed from the front
Oh, sweet mercy, my mouth bobbing up and down in the pleasure of those cascading drools
Down my clevage, my palm jacking off his lust, his flavor blending in the river of those savoring pools
Our imagination going wild, secretly wishing for the weight of that thrusting blunt
Mmm.. oh yes, my love, kneel between my thighs, his fetish of tasting the sweeten ambrosia of my tight romp, surrendering in the need of his hunt
Oh, yes..
Men And Their Sports
Super Bowl LIX
KC 22
PHI 40
