I have my sexy lingerie and my stilettoes on
Sipping on my Chardonnay while listening to my favorite song
Suddenly I hear the echoing ring of the telephone
I pick it, who’s there
Freddie Krueger, your handsome Elm Street nightmare
Ahh, I'm sorry, I’m tied up
Is Jason over there again, tasting the sweet elixir from your lover’s cup
Yes, he’s the man for me, as you can see
He uses his hard machete in places I can only imagine in my dreams
That hockey mask when it comes off, takes my body to the heights of total serene
Time after time he follows my butter rum scent
From Camp Crystal Lake where we first met, to the bed he’s known to rattle as my body dents
Umm… from the first swing of his machete, slicing into me, my flowing essence gets me all wet
How he teases me without mercy as he’s killing me softly from sunrise to sunset
My face will adore you when you sleep
There will be no sign of Jason when our souls come to meet
My Razor gloves
Tendering stroking over your body ever so gently with fingers of love
Digging into you so deep
You will be afraid to awaken from the passion of my engulfing burning heat
Reborn of the ashes to dine on the flesh of your honey tasting meat
I’m sorry Freddie, Jason has cornered my time for the night
Not to worry, this wine is a relaxer that has me feeling just right
It would place me in your nightmare to feel the intense heat of you gently slashing into me as your carnal plight
Have patience, I would love to see you when I slumber
Umm…do bring those razor gloves, I have to go, but you do have my number
I hang up the telephone and breathe a sigh of relief
Ring ring again, are you kidding me
I pick up the receiver
Friday the Thirteenth has made me a believer
Hello
I need your presence beside me tonight
I advised you in the past, we’re over since we cannot get it right
So please take a hike
Oh come on butter rum, my love, its Michael Meyers, who loves you the best
I want to spend some time with you before Halloween steals my sweet candy nest
The only day I have no time for you
But today, please give me my manly just due
I miss you every day, I need your warm body in any way
It’s the real reason I escaped from that Sanitarium, there, I had everyone fooled
Everyone who came to know me, played by my tormenting rules
When I’m not stalking, or out on Halloween walking, I need your body to slay
As I trick within your soft sweet treat, you know I love your candy coated ways
The way you let me slash into you as we play
I’m sorry Michael, Jason will be coming over, he’s now my main lover
Not on my time, I think I will make an appearance just to hover, if he’s not gone than we fight brother to brother
You belong to me, just allow our love to blossom, as tall as the trees
No love ever felt from Jason or Freddie
I will have you at all cost to the powers to be, even if you’re not ready
It’s over just go, please
I will get you in the end for deceiving me
I hang up the phone, my thoughts now racing, outside I hear loud thunder
This love affair I have with Jason, hopefully Michael will not put asunder
The power goes out as I stumble around
The wind howling outside is the only sound
Hum…let me think
I look over at my empty glass, yes, I could use another drink
I picked up the telephone and dialed out
Hello, this is Elvira the Mistress of Darkness, known to seduce men from the great land to the far south
Let’s make it a girl’s night
Man trouble again with your ménage trois, which I assume is not going right
Yes, three lovers, all strange
Yet, my feelings for all will always remain
Be ready, I will be there soon
Just in time for the full moon
I hang up the telephone a loud pounding at my door
If you were me, ladies, who would you wish for
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